Douglas v. Deutsche Bank, 24-cv-1099, 2026 WL 2603056
Here's the PDF of the opinion from the court of appeals. It's an extensive opinion that I'll probably expand on and write more about after I have a chance to read it thoroughly.
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AI Hallucinations Prompt D.C. Court of Appeals to Review Sanctions Rules
Human-Written Summary: In a footnote to an Order issued today, the D.C. Court of Appeals noted that it is seeking analysis from the Rules Committee regarding the scope of the Court's sanctions authority in cases involving hallucinated case citations. One might be forgiven for assuming that
Fuck Everything, We're Doing 54 States
Years ago The Onion published one of the finest pieces of investigative journalism ever published. A transcript of what I'm sure were legally obtained recordings of Gillette's then CEO losing his goddamn mind. The resulting article "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"
I Don't Bluebook
I Don't. When you walk into law school one of the first things you will need to obtain is that shiny, spiral bound, 550 page sadomasochism how-to manual compiled by people who I'm sure have a great time telling every person they've ever