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Fuck Everything, We're Doing 54 States

Years ago The Onion published one of the finest pieces of investigative journalism ever published. A transcript of what I'm sure were legally obtained recordings of Gillette's then CEO losing his goddamn mind. The resulting article "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"

I Don't Bluebook

I Don't. When you walk into law school one of the first things you will need to obtain is that shiny, spiral bound, 550 page sadomasochism how-to manual compiled by people who I'm sure have a great time telling every person they've ever